Teeth as a symbol of Time

I think the subject title is a great way to describe the fact that  i am truly a "love child".  Mum and Dad met exactly two years ago to this date.  As I am too young & have been house bound, i wasnt able to bake a cake, neither was I able to  order champagne, instead i've been busy harbouring my first front teeth as this definitely would be more memorable if I am able to offer 2 teeth  just in time to celebrate their 2nd  anniversary of meeting.  Without them,  LAW LAM will not be the household name that he is now....so everyone, "raise your glasses to 2 teeth ...oooops I mean 2 years"!!